how to do a horney gorilla

Alert all skydivers! THIS IS A MUST DO!

The horny gorilla was first created back in the early 70's by British skydiver pioneer Walter Highsky. It was essentially a way he could connect with his wife Regina Highsky up in the air. In the 80's it turned out to be a competition amongst the rodeo clowns of the sky. Whomever could hold on the longest while spinning the fastest would be crowned the royal King of the Horny Gorilla!

Step 1: jump out of an airplane while connecting your legs to your opponent.
Step2: Start the rodeo spin
Step3: Hold on!

Good luck and enjoy!

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